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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Introducing: Trick or Treat Thursday

To reward our loyal followers for visiting, we've developed Trick or Treat Thursdays. Trick or Treat Thursdays are about taking the small things in life - possibly the things you've never even considered - and determining whether they are a trick or a treat. A and MK devote most of their designated spreadsheet time into this thought process - so you know once you've heard it from us that its too legit....to quit...cause we won't. FIRST UP:

James Van Der Beek: Trick or Treat?


FACT SHEET:
  • Best known for Dawson's Creek.....obviduh.
  • Was featured in an episode of Clarissa Explains it All. Eat  your HART out Melissa Joan.
  • This baby-faced hunk is actually 34 years old.
  • Two ladies have taken the last name 'Van Der Beek'. One still has the last name. One doesn't. Do the math.
  • Was Mox in Varsity Blues. He don't want. your life. 
  • He too hates "I don't wanna wait" by Paula Cole. Join the club! 
RULING: Treat. Tasty Treat.

REASONING:

A:
James Van Der Hunk is clearly a treat. I can remember many-o-nights wishing that my green-grassed backyard was really a body of water with Dawson Leary next door. Who else do you know that can pull off the blonde and brunette look with such sophistication? This guy could make any girl consider a hair color change. As if that weren't enough, he also took a guest starring role on How I Met Your Mother in which he selflessly put on a fat suit and romanced with Robin Sparkles. Fat or skinny. Blonde or brunette. Creek or no creek. He's a treat all the same.

MK: JVDB (James Van Der Beek) Treat-y Ruling: He was hopelessly in love with Katie Holmes (oh you once had such a promising career, Katie!) and made every young girl watching the Creek swoon. My overall reasoning for this ruling is that he has seemed to have made a legitimate and acceptable comeback, with his cameo in K-e-dollarsign-h-a's music video for "Blow". Unicorn heads, rainbows, and laser guns are all included. I highly recommend.

1 comment:

  1. A: While you are correct, the Beek did in fact guest star in an episode of HIMYM while selflessly putting on a fat suit and packing beers in his cargo pants...I think you are forgetting his most memorable cameo of all...a cameo in which he "sparkled" along side robin sparkles and alan thicke. Yes, I am talking about the award winning music video "Sand Castles in the Sand"...and while he eventually leaves Robin Sparkles for a girl with an above ground swimming pool, he never left my heart.

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