Feline Friday

Ahoy, all you cat lovers of world. It's Friday and therefore time to take a step back and reflect on the feline's that have impacted your week thus far. This week, there has been breaking news of a cat with two faces named 'Frank and Louie'. Recently Frank and Louie turned 12, putting them in the Guinness book of world records as the oldest surviving Janus cat. A and MK caught an exclusive invite to the Frank and Louie birthday party, where they got a chance to catch up with the matured mini-moster.

**** disclaimer - Frank is the only one that can speak out of the side of his mouth. Louie is unable to do so. However, please note that Louie's sentiment is conveyed in Frank's responses. 

A and MK: F and L, hey guys! So glad we snagged the invite to this raging party. Your attire is fantastic. It puts the KIT in KittyKouture. First thing is first, since you have three eyes, do you ever go cross-eyed while looking at each other in the mirror?
F: You know, you'd think so, right? This is untrue though. Louie and I have grown up with a lot of disabilities, but looking in the mirror without going cross-eyed is not one of them. I guess you could say it's one of the SuperCat qualities we posses. Eat your hearts out, cat women.

A and MK: So you're in the Guinness Book of World Records now. Such an accomplish! To celebrate, how many cans of Guinness did you consume?
F: Oh man, we really got after it that night. One minute I was accepting my world record trophy, the next thing I know I woke up in my lawn, paws up, with Louie laying next to me. It was an epic party fail. Let's just say that Louie and myself may have missed the litter box that night.........

A and MK: Party on! Ok, last question. A couple of weeks ago we interviewed Willow, the missing cat who returned after 5 years. Willow purrrrrrrsued a music career and we hear you are now doing the same. As a tribute to being walked around on a leash your entire lives, you've named your album "Unleashed: the F and L acoustic album". Tell us more about this.
F: It's a compilation of our favorite tunes, many of which are found on "What  We're Listening to Wednesday" section  on your blog because truth be told, we are avid readers. Some of the highlights include covers of the Pussycat Dolls, Pet Shop Boys, Cat Stevens, Hanson, and of course, we close with a rousing rendition of a song from CATS!
A and MK: To put it in your words - we can't wait to get our paws on it! AND as a special offer to all of our readers, please enjoy 15% off when ordering "Unleashed: the F and L acoustic album" by entering the code BALLSBUMBLECATS at checkout.
Happy Friday!

Trick or Treat Thursday

Hot Dog Toasters: Trick or Treat?

This is not an example. But this is cool.

FACT SHEET:
- Hot dog toasters were invented when Sir HD Toastie II needed an easier way to heat his afternoon snack.
- MK just found out hot dog toasters existed about 39 minutes ago. Mind=blown.
- These toasters come in a variety of colors, sizes, and models. No assembly is typically required.
- Downloading images of these toasters froze A's computer. Not once, but twice.

RULING: ummm hello......Treat. an unbelievable treat.

A: Since the beginning of time, hot dogs and myself have gotten along like BSB and NKOTB. In my younger years, I never had to worry about adequate hot dog preparation as my mom handled much of the heavy cooking in our household. Now that I've entered the real world, however, the task of heating my own dog has become somewhat daunting. That is, until now. Instead of having to heat up the grill or determining  microwave time, I just set it....and FORGET it! (ok I think that was for a different infomercial, but when else can you use that phrase and get away with it?) The best part is that once I get my hands on one of these babies, I'm going to be fully equipped to host any hot dog eating contest right on the spot. I can't tell you the amount of times I've been asked for an impromptu HD contest, only to feel embarrassed that I'm not able to oblige my prospective competitor(s).  I'd say this is a treat of epic proportion. Ready. Set. Toast!

MK: When A and I were chatting about what our Trick or Treat Thursday could be, she sent me a link to the most incredible thing ever:  A HOT DOG TOASTER!  As of approximately 4:00pm EST on Thursday, September 29, 2011, I had zero idea that these genius creations even existed!  With this, you can make TWO hot dogs at a time (because who really only wants one) and it toasts your hot dog buns too (which can be a pain to do, unless you're willing to commit to it).  I think that this would be a great addition to my work desk since a hot dog would often be perfect while creating intricate spreadsheets.  Who am I kidding?  It is always the perfect time for a hot dog.  Truth be told, this little gadget is currently in my Amazon cart, anxiously waiting for me to click to purchase!

****ALSO- A and MK would like to extend their sincerest congrats to the newest winner of an iPad 2, the lovely Ms. KO (seen in snuggie below). We are so proud of all you've done and find your dedication breathtaking. Way to "Daddy UP"!

A snuggie AND an iPad 2 owner!

What We're Listening To Wednesday

WELCOME BACK!

Dear Devoted Followers,
We are terribly sorry that we have so selfishly dropped the ball with our blog posts for Monday and Tuesday. Our schedules have been so full with spreadsheet creation and unnecessary project management  that we couldn't get away to make an update. However, today is the day that we put a stop to this non-sense.

As an official apology, we give you this extra Wednesday wet-your-whistler. No explanation needed.
Ma$e- Welcome Back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiDctS2QdpE


A: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Ghetto Cowboy
I must admit, this song was mentioned yesterday by MK and instantly brought a smile to my face. Mainly because there was a period of my life, between 6th and 7th grade, when I knew the entire rap. It's taken about 3 listens to "hop back on the saddle", but I'm now confident that I can add this to the list of songs I could use in any rap battle. In doing a little background research, I discovered that one amazon.com user rated this song (on a scale of 1-10) an 11 for being "unearthly pleasurable". I - for one - second that emotion. Since the song's release in 1998,  I haven't found a song that's made me want to grab a pistol and strap on a pair of boots quite like this song - even Will Smith's "Wild, Wild, West" doesn't hold a candle. My one complaint? You can't download this treasure on itunes. Whoever it is over there at Apple that made the call to not include this on the top sellers list is simply a rootin-tootin-shootin-damn-fool. Just try it. Take a listen and prepare to be delighted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIDZnifqkX8

MK: Natasha Bedingfield - Touch

Not sure if I actually really like this song, I think it's just more of the story of how it appeared on my iPod.  After a day of an all-day-drink-a-thon at Chicago's Food & Wine fest, then proceeded to meet some friends at the tail end of a Badger Trolley Crawl.  After being rejected from going up the Double Deuces escalator in Wrigleyville for wearing gym shoes and rainboots, we shimmied over to Red Ivy, the self-proclaimed trendiest bar in Wrigleyville.  Music videos were being played along with the tunes they went along with, which I tend to get distracted by quite easily, and this little gem of a Natasha B song came along, which I had never heard of.  A few days later, I receive an iTunes receipt and it happens to be for the Natasha Bedingfield song, entitled Touch.  I listen to it and suddenly, memories flow back to the self-proclaimed trendiest bar in Wrigleyville.  All I know is that if Natasha B had a party, I'd definitely need to an invite.  She provides bags full of alcohol and chocolate chip cookies. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOa4axPVHEc&ob=av2e

Feline Friday

Today seems like the kind of day that cannot be constricted with just one cat-theme. Therefore, A and MK have searched the interwebs to find just the right collection of wrong. We present to you:

A Cornucopia of Cats!

Rawrmeow.

Aladdin and Abu. No carpet ride needed to make this magic.

Snap, Crackle, POP! A treat with four feet.

Jake: Son, Friend, Cat Whisperer.

Cleavage cat is ALL that...and a roll of yarn.

Trick or Treat Thursday

Old man con binocular flask: Trick or Treat?

Baileys in the morning, Baileys in the evening, Baileys at supper time. When Bailey's is in a binco flask, you can drink Baileys any time

FACT SHEET:
- This ain't this man's first rodeo.
- This man likes to tailgate next to white trucks.
- This man has a name tag on. It appears he attended something of importance prior to flask preparation.

RULING: Tricky TREAT

A: When a good friend of mine, who shall be called B. Popken for the purposes of this story, gave me a smaller version of this binocular flask for a gift I wondered if any other present could top it. I also wondered if anyone could look as BA (yes, there's a swear in that abbrev.) as myself while putting this litte treasure to use. Well kids - Santa came to town early this year and he comes baring Baileys, an even larger binocular flask, and red jump suits for all. All this time, I've been growing up under the assumption that the more you age, the more mature your actions become. This picture not only defies that rule - it down right breaks it. I mentioned my future husband in yesterday's post and I'm going to be bold and mention him again today......I hope it's this guy. Just Sayin.

MK: I'm not sure what is better about this picture:  the old man, or the binocular flask. Contrary to the view that my college roommates had and telling me that I could not have a job working with elderly or children, I have a soft spot in my heart for elderly who tailgate and get down with the college folk.  This man is obviously somewhat of a jokester/prankstar/all around rockstar, and I love him for that!  I had never seen these Flask Bincos until A forwarded it to me.   He can use them any time he wants - football games, bird watching, spying on your neighbors, the possibilities are endless.  I love his enthusiasm for tailgating, as it is a favorite past time of mine, and his perserverance to stay hydrated with alcoholic beverages when it is not really allowed.  Round of applause for this gent and his fun toy!  I hope Santa brings me one in my stocking.....

What We're Listening To Wednesday

A: Color Me Bad - All for Love

There are a lot of times when I forget about a song, hear it playing as background music in a Target after several years, and convince myself that somehow there is a reason it has found its way back into my life. That's exactly how I feel about this song. When you hit shuffle on an ipod song list of approximately 3,458 songs, and this is the first one to come up, you know that fate has brought you together. Therefore, this must be my Wednesday jiz-am. Plus, I dream of the day my future husband will serenade me (smooth, awkwardly-deep voice included) with lyrics like these:

Yo-Come here, sweetheart
I want you to know something all right
See everyday in my life without you
would be like a hundred years
The distance between us
An ocean of tears
See all the things I do for you
Are for love-- dig it

Oh, I do dig it. I do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrkNK6XDGF0

MK: Katrina and the Waves - Walking on Sunshine

 

This little gem is the ultimate happy song.  To quote my pal, who I will call Squirrely, it's such a great song to put some pep in yo' step.  It can turn any rainy day into one filled with sunshine and happiness.  You can't be sad when listening to it!  Even Gonzo, Clifford, and Rizzo the Rat covered this song in their Muppet Beach Party album and was recently featured in Glee with a mash-up of Beyonce's, Halo.  However, I remember is most fondly from the 1989 classic, Look Who's Talking.  Originally debuting with a re-recording in 1985 (damn good year), it has been a staple on mixed tapes, playlists, cd's, youtube streams, iPods, and oddly enough, advertisements.  Fun fact:  the song continues to generate royalties for the band, raking in an average of $1 million/year, up to 2010.  Even though it didn't top the charts in either the U.K. or the U.S., it remains a classic in all of our hearts.  

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U&ob=av2e

 

 

Tickle Me Tuesday

A and MK: What are we being tickled by today? Toupees, of course. We have deemed today, September 20, 2011, officially as 'Toupee Tuesday' and no toupee shall be overlooked in our search to find the best ones. Join us in our journey? In doing a little research, here's what we've discovered about google-image searching toupees.

You've got your babies:

You've got your dogs:

You've got your baby dogs:

...And there you pretty much have it. Touche, Toupee.

Martha's Corner

Dear Martha,

 

First I just wanted to tell you what an honor it is to be writing to you. I always feel like you are watching me, even when i was in college... though i'm sure you would have disapproved of the choices i made. You'll always be my mama 'crowe. Here is my problem. I live with my two best friends, Cody and Princess Lady. It's an interesting situation because they are actually engaged. I set them up if you must know. Just call me matchmaker, I'll answer. But ever since Cody proposed to Princess Lady, I feel like their relationship has strained. It all began when Princess Lady created a knot page for herself. She started getting mail from venues and bridal boutiques addressed to her and I think that really started to freak Cody out. It all became very real. What should I do? They are my best friends...we were like Threes Company for a while. It was great...I mean i know it will be hard finding a dress and tux for my four legged friends...but isn't it true what they say, "Every rose has its thorns?"

 

Signed,

Always Classy Always in Style

Cody at Christmas

Princess Lady with her headset 

Cody and his ex-girlfriend aka "the other woman"

 A - Dear ACAIS: Thanks for stopping by Martha's corner. We're glad you're here and always have time to lend an ear for a friend in need. First off, cheers to you for living with an engaged couple for so long. I would think that after a while, it'd be hard to keep up with the daily smooches and constant paw rubs. I think we really need to delve into Cody's love for Princess Lady. Do you think he purposed because he was deeply in love with her or do you think he proposed because she was the only other creature with a permanent fur coat living at your parents house? The easiest solution I can provide for you is one word: VEGAS. Tell C and PL that you're planning a romantic weekend for the three of you and throw your inhibitions to the wind. Get the two lovers liquored up and head to the chapel for a wedding they'll be sure to never remember. If that doesn't work, just take Princess Lady to Vegas and snap a couple of provocative pics of her with other males - humans even. Once those puppies (not PL's children) are posted and tagged on facebook, Cody will be sure to run back. It's a dog-marry-dog world out there.....so stay safe.

MK - Dearest Always Classy, Always in Style:

It is such a treat to hear from you.  I am watching you.  I'm always making sure you are not disparaging anyone and am happy to report, you are a model citizen.  You are in a bit of a petite pickle with your roommates, Cody and Princess Lady, and since you set up these two lovedogs, you're invested somewhat in their relationship. 

 

How devastating for Princess Lady to feel slighted and like that creature of her dreams is suddenly getting cold paws about their upcoming nuptuals.  In typical Three's Company fashion, you as the matchmaker extraordinar, must simply make them come together and realize their true feelings for each other - the ones that solidified the relationship from the beginning.  This might be somewhat of a daunting task, but Mama Crowe has some serious faith in you.  I am sure that with your guidance and mad skillz for seeing the potential for real love, you can help Princess Lady and Cody come to their senses and realize that this an important commitment to each other and that they're doing it for true, pure, love.  And alas, every rose does have it's thorn, Brett Michels would agree, but if he can work it out with his babies' momma after X amount of years, then Princess Lady and Cody are surely on their way to living out their lives in pure puppy happiness.

Feline Friday

Breaking news: A Colorado cat, named Willow, has been missing for 5 years and was recently found on an NYC street. A Microchip device was used to confirm Willow's identity and now - for the very fist time - A and MK have brought Willow into cubicle central for a live interview. Oh the joy! America, meet Willow:

A and MK: Willow, so nice to meet you! We're so jealous of your adventurous lifestyle. First question, WDWD? What did Willow do....while being lost for 5 years?

Willow: Well when I fist took off (meow) I was searching for a mouse, or a chipmunk, or really just the meaning of life. As I made my way through Nebraska, Kansas, Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa, Wisconsin, Illinois, and finally to Kentucky, I realized that I was on the right path. In Kentucky, I finally got lucky (MOL - meow out loud) and met the man-cat of my dreams, Sir Billy McPellington the third, on a bourbon tour with some grrrrfriends. Sir B and I went vacationed through West Virginia, I made a bad joke about a John Denver song, and somehow we ended up at the Jersey Shore. Sir B unfortunately suffered a tragic death, of which I can't disclose details, and I spent the rest of my time in New York trying to become the official spokescat for www.kittenwar.com - a website that judges cats on cuteness.

A and MK: Wow, you're one cool cat! How did you manage to find a litter box everywhere you went? Or did you just let it fly?

Willow: Litter boxes are everywhere, you just have to look. Sometimes, you can even find a litter box in your heart. You see...right there [points to MK's heart]....there's a litter box in there.

A and MK: So you're telling me my heart is full of piss? Oh Willow, you're such a poet! Last question - in your 5 years of being lost - what was your inspiration to record the smash hit single "Whip My Hair"?

Willow: During my 5 year stint as a runaway, I realized that there were a lot of caters (cat haters, meow) out there that were trying to bring me and Sir B down. I learned that all I had to do was whip my hair/fur and all the problems would disappear. While whipping my hair/fur did cause a bundle of headaches, my stamina was higher than ever. How do you think I got this cat-sassy attitude? I'm a fine feline at the drop of a dime. I don't have time. So quit hatin and I'll be fine. Divine. Workin' overtime. Meow.

A and MK: Well. There you have it. We think if you can take one lesson away from this, it's to keep your head in the clouds and your cats on a leash.

For more information on Willow - the cat or the singer - please see the following:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/colo-cat-missing-years-found-nyc-street-14523567

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U&ob=av2e

Trick or Treat Thursday

Double trouble, boil and bubble. It's bingo day today in the office and you know what that means (ok, we know you don't) - it's a Trick or Treat Thursday - X2!

Football jersey day in the office: Trick or Treat?

An unsuspecting Jersey wearer in her cubicle

FACT SHEET:
- Inaugural day for jersey day at our office:  Thursday, September 15, 2011.
- In round 2 of bingo, pretty sure they announced a team that does not exist.
- A whopping 5 of 60-ish employees participated in Jersey day.
- In addition to light snacks, there's high hopes for a keg to arrive later.

RULING: Trick
A: Jersey? "Shore", I said as I read the company email which contained an overwhelming amount of football clipart images from Microsoft Word 2004. My excitement for this day was only heightened as my team met for a cini-bun breakfast yesterday and discussed full team participation. Well, joke was on us. As if the looks on the walk to work weren't enough, I think I saw a bingo chip being launched towards my face in outrage. I haven't felt this low since I actually showed up in pj's at my High School's 'Pajama Day' during homecoming spirit week only to find out that it was no longer cool to participate in school sponsored activities. But alas, nothing can hold this down. Clear eyes, full hearts, where's the booze?

MK: Jersey Day at the office sounds awesome.  Especially since it's a Thursday and not even a game day, well at least not for an acceptable team - sorryboutcha NC State.  Various members of my team and I were talking about this event today, which also involves Bingo.  It was a no brainer as to whether or not to participate and instead of a handshake, we high-fived.  Maybe even woo'ed.  Needless to say, we were pretty pumped.  We arrive at our normal start times, none of which are the same, and realized no one else was wearing a jersey, except for our team members.  We have obviously been tricked.  This is not a trick that I'm ashamed of though since I am able to proudly display my fond affection for the University of Iowa.  As I type, I'm still awaiting my prize of an iPad2 for my displayed team spirit....and that one better not be a trick.

X2 - Old Navy College Apparel: Trick or Treat?

FACT SHEET:
- Store name descends from a dark blue color that is the opposite of young.
- S tore attempts to put out a product a year to focus on and hopes it spreads like wildfire with the American public. None have caught on. Catch a hint.
- Except for the tech vest in 1999. Those were awesome. A owned one in orange.
-Once did their advertising in-house. This explains a lot.

RULING: Trick. Double Trick. Trick Daddy.

A: First Old Navy used mannequins as people for their advertising, and now they put out affordable college team apparel for men, women, and children? No third strike is needed, Old Navy is out. While I enjoy a good ON find every once in a while, this is a travesty I cannot stand for. And has anyone seen the commercial for this line? A video of myself dancing to 'single ladies' with an iron-on t-shirt would be more entertaining. Good grief and good riddance.


MK: This is such a trick that I can't even come up with anything witty to talk about.  Who is the genius that authorized this sham of a retailer to use their logo as some type of degenerate promotion?  Do they really want people sporting their gear of their cherished team that involves holes?  Because let's be honest with ourselves, most of Old Navy's clothes get holes.  Holes in your game day/team apparel might be okay if you go to that sham of a higher education institution named Ohio State - The Ohio State University.  Just ask Tressel. 

What We're Listening To Wednesdays

Happy Hump day to each and every one of you (that extends to all 5 of our followers). Wednesday's usually require a little mo' pep in yo' step. Therefore, we'd like to provide the following music recommendations that are sure to bring the funk: 

A: Nsync- Dirty Pop

Who remembers this one? or should I say...who can forget this one? This number was preformed karaoke-style at my Cousin's wedding this past weekend by a drunk college student who was not afraid to belt it out. To make matters better, his solo dance interlude included the worm, the running man, and the dougie. While I'm pissed frat dude left out the robot, I'm please with his decision to bring this song back in my life. Even though I've never wondered why (pause) this music makes me high, I am perplexed at what on-the-spot dance moves I'd bust out after hearing the JT say, "Man, I'm tired of singing". Fortunately, I now have time to practice. Watch out, next Sapp family wedding, here I come......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWZKw_MgUPI

MK: Craig David - Fill Me In 

I started jamming to this song Summer 2001.  I'll admit, I was drawn to it like a moth to wool sweater.  Maybe it was his smooth sounding voice, or the way the beat made me want to shake my groove thang, but I could not resist the temptation of hitting repeat.  Although, it only graced the U.S. Billboard music charts for a few weeks and peaked at the 15th spot, I still get all kinds of happy when I hear it.  It brings me back to the days of summer time, approaching sophomore year of high school, riding my bike to the wave pool since taking my mom's car with my learner's permit and without her permission was typically frowned upon.  I didn't know what the song was really about and I could never really tell if the boy and girl in the song were neighbors or lovers or friends with benefits, but whatever they were someone said they'll be home by 12 and they come strollin' in at four.  I'm happy to say that this song has maintained a spot on my iPod.  Plus, to be honest, Craig David is kind of zexy (minus the beard, but I'm assuming he's gotten rid of it).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdcmM9T8vD4&ob=av2e

Tickle me Tuesday

Have you been tickled today? No? Why not? Allow A and MK to provide a Tuesday tickler that is sure to delight. It's almost 5:00 PM here in the cubicle heartland, so we're ending the day with two things that have tickled our fancy over the past 24 hours:

MK: My Will Smith Pandora station was more than fantastic today. Where else can you hear "Good Vibrations" 5 times over the course of the day? Hats off to Pandora, shirts off to will.

A: Who knew Jewel-Osco could produce (pun very much intended) such an incredible commercial involving singing fruits and veggies? It's the Glee of the grocery store. This little diddy was in my head all day....and now it won't go away. Either way - Bra-va JO, Brava.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-9MaUhStg

Martha's Corner

Well folks, it's that time of the week again. The time that makes you sit down and really analyze your life and your unhealthy weekend drinking habits. Oh yes, it's Monday. And with Monday, comes Martha's corner - a place where problems come to find clear, non-helpful answers from A and MK themselves.

This week: Shoe, Shoe, What to do?

Hi A and MK--I am having a problem I am hoping you can help with. I just moved into an apartment with roommates. This is the first time I've lived with roommates since college, so I am not sure of the proper etiquette. But, lately, one of my roommates has been leaving her heels in the bathroom. I can't figure out why she chooses to take her shoes off once she gets into the bathroom or why she leaves them in there. Possibly it is a storage issue since our 3 bedroom NY apartment is smaller than most Chicago studios, but I am disturbed. What to do?
Sincerely, L

A- Dear L: Oh wow. The first Martha's corner starts out with a bang. This is a problem indeed. I have to give it to your roommate, using the restroom is nicer when you can kick-off your shoes. However, who wants to go to the bathroom with someone else's shoes watching you? That's like inviting a dog to a cat show (see feline Friday above). Next time roomie decides to let her feet loose, I'd take one of those heels and kindly place it in the toilet for safe keeping. When she asks who did it, shake your head and respond with "damn - the bathroom shoe bandit strikes again!". She'll never leave shoes there again. No one battles the bathroom shoe bandit and wins. no one.

MK - Dear L: Adjusting to your life with 2 additional roommates can be quite a challenge! I'm sorry your new roomie appears to be dropping her shoes like flies diving into a dung heap. (I hope the shoes don't smell like dung, by the way.) If you are looking for a somewhat of kinder reaction, perhaps put them in the bathroom garbage can because a) no one wants the things they will need to use in the bathroom garbage and b) because it is not as destructive as the toilet (although, I think the toilet option is stellar). I would also look into leaving her shoes just inside her bedroom door, so that way when she walks into her room at night, she will stumble and possibly break her face on the floor while tripping over her own shoes she did not put away. If she doesn't take these hints, maybe just getting an over the door shoe rack will have to be the compromise. Please keep us updated on what resolution works best for you!

FINAL THOUGHT: This roommate sucks and this bathroom debacle stinks!

Feline Fridays

The best day of the week has finally come. It's Friday and you know what that means.....FELINE FRIDAY has begun! To help bid summer adieu, we've put together a collection of our favorite summer feline friends. Have a PURRRfect weekend!

AOE,
A and MK

Introducing: Trick or Treat Thursday

To reward our loyal followers for visiting, we've developed Trick or Treat Thursdays. Trick or Treat Thursdays are about taking the small things in life - possibly the things you've never even considered - and determining whether they are a trick or a treat. A and MK devote most of their designated spreadsheet time into this thought process - so you know once you've heard it from us that its too legit....to quit...cause we won't. FIRST UP:

James Van Der Beek: Trick or Treat?

FACT SHEET:

• Best known for Dawson's Creek.....obviduh.
• Was featured in an episode of Clarissa Explains it All. Eat  your HART out Melissa Joan.
• This baby-faced hunk is actually 34 years old.
• Two ladies have taken the last name 'Van Der Beek'. One still has the last name. One doesn't. Do the math.
• Was Mox in Varsity Blues. He don't want. your life. 
• He too hates "I don't wanna wait" by Paula Cole. Join the club! 

RULING: Treat. Tasty Treat.

REASONING:

A:
James Van Der Hunk is clearly a treat. I can remember many-o-nights wishing that my green-grassed backyard was really a body of water with Dawson Leary next door. Who else do you know that can pull off the blonde and brunette look with such sophistication? This guy could make any girl consider a hair color change. As if that weren't enough, he also took a guest starring role on How I Met Your Mother in which he selflessly put on a fat suit and romanced with Robin Sparkles. Fat or skinny. Blonde or brunette. Creek or no creek. He's a treat all the same.

MK: JVDB (James Van Der Beek) Treat-y Ruling: He was hopelessly in love with Katie Holmes (oh you once had such a promising career, Katie!) and made every young girl watching the Creek swoon. My overall reasoning for this ruling is that he has seemed to have made a legitimate and acceptable comeback, with his cameo in K-e-dollarsign-h-a's music video for "Blow". Unicorn heads, rainbows, and laser guns are all included. I highly recommend.

To Balls or To Bumble? That is the question.

Balls and Bumble is not just a blog. It's an experience. Here you will find the best of everything from two girls who find it their daily passion to work in cubicles and create spreadsheets....really intricate spreadsheets. We hope you all enjoy what balls and bumble has to offer. We're not really quite sure what we'll even be offering, but we truly hope you'll enjoy it.

ABOUT US:
Mary Kate a fun, energetic 25-year old who enjoys visiting her Mother in Colorado, wearing green scarves, hanging with her boyfriend and the parents he lives with, and mobile uploads about Potbelly Sandwich Co.

Ali is a lover of all things furry and friendly. She enjoys trips to Vegas, tables with LMFAO, people who take fashionable photos of themselves and post them on blogs, and trips to the bathroom when bored at her desk.

Please leave a comment if you happen to visit, as we're not sure why you've visited or who paid you money to do so. But again, we're glad you visited. Oh, and stay classy Bangladesh.

AOE,
A and MK