Feline Friday

Today has finally come. The day where it may, some how, some way, be considered normal to post pictures of cats in costume. With Halloween being right around the corner, Google images has really stepped up its' game with the amount of cat pictures readily available. And when you creepily love cats as much as we do.....the Feline Friday before Halloween is almost better than the holiday itself.

Ok, just girls dressed up as cats. They've really nailed the look.

Trick or Treat Thursday

Trick or Treat: Trick or Treat-ing

What?

Really?

FACT SHEET:
- Trick or Treating has been around since free candy became legal
- Trick or Treat originally meant the person asking for the treat would preform a trick for the amusement of the giver
- Parents who chose to give out 'tricks' instead of  'treats' are considered 'bad people'
- Samhainophobia is the fear of Halloween
-  Halloween is the second most commercially successful holiday after Christmas


RULING: Treat that can't be beat

A: Trick or Treating can only be referred to as one thing - a treat. Coming from me, this is big (if I do say so myself), as I was definitely the girl made it my mission to fill up my pillowcase/candy bag to the brim, eat one piece in excitement, and hide the rest under my sister's bed for her enjoyment the remainder of the year. Any holiday where it's socially acceptable to ask your neighbors for free stuff without expectation of anything back in return is really fine by me. Also, what a great way to judge people around you that you barely know. The house that gives out mini snickers? The mom is a decent human being. The house that gives out apples? The mom is a wet blanket. The house that gives out cans of regular coke? The mom is most likely going to allow underage drinking in years to come. The only trick about this ritual is that for some reason there's an age where it becomes 'weird' to partake in the activity (i.e. see MK's response below). Riddle me this: It's weird for an adult to dress up and go door-to-door for candy, but it's not weird for an adult to dress up, take 12 shots, and wake up in a gutter the next morning? I'm confused. Treat on, adults. Treat on.



MK: Ruling: A Treat! (Age restrictions apply). I remember the days of my trick-or-treating: they were magical. Once I got into high school, I must've decided I was way too cool to be asking people to give me some candy in a pillowcase. That's right, I didn't even have a cute accessory to put my delicious treats in, I was at the stage where I only wanted a pillowcase. I think that overall, trick-or-treating is such a treat, but once people get to a certain age - 15 and above - I think it's more of a trick. Most no longer have cute/awesome/rad costumes to ring doorbells in and it is obvious they are out for free candy, but you can't really blame them. Speaking of the candy.....it's such a trick when you get DumDum pops!

What We're Listening To Wednesdays

Bum.Ble's Back ALRIGHT!

BSB? Anyone? Just me? Good. Good stuff. Ok, so we've been away for a while. I know.....this distance has been hard on both of us. But let me tell you, a LOT has happened since we've been gone (insert Kelly Clarkson song). For instance, MK booked herself a trip to Spain. NO JOKE. She's going to be a Spaniard. She's also discovered the Pumpkin Spice Coffee and Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate packets in the kitchen. Thus, a lot of time has been spent on warm, afternoon treats for herself and co-workers. Double thus, the blogging has taken a back seat. MK isn't all to blame --- I myself have fallen off the wagon . A recent iPad contest at work took over control of pretty much every life aspect for about a week and a half - sleeping, even breathing was hard to do. Luckily, I came out the victor and now normal things, like project management, can resume as regularly scheduled. Hoo-rah.

Without further adieu.....A and MK have both done some sort of strange cubicle dance to OUTKAST today. Making it officially A and MK OUTKAST day.

A: ATLiens
Yet another tune that goes on the list of songs that I could engage in a rap battle with and come out successfully. This one is particularly close to my heart because a kid in my fourth grade class used to rap this all the time. I remember sitting in awe as he warned me that when he's on the microphone I need to put on my sweater, 'cause he was cooler than a polar bear's toe nails, and oh hell, there he went again....talkin that 'ish. Let the record show - Mike McKinney (to be later referred to by his rapper name, Teflon, in high school) - that I'm still upset this was actually an Outkast song and not you're own lyrical styling. DAMN. Although, this kid also taught me a Mikey Mouse version of "Whomp There It Is" that earned me a lot of cred on the playground of Mill Street Elementary School. So, I can't be that mad. This one's for you, Tef.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywdVBwzurU 

MK: Rosa Parks
Welcome back to our blog! We apologize for our hiatus, but we are back with avengence. Today, I'm listening to Outkast - Rosa Parks. To be honest, this was my strut song when I walked into the building this morning. It wasn't on purpose as my iPod was on shuffle, but it came on and it has stuck with me throughout the day. The beat is catchy, and the chorus is easy to sing along with. All criteria that makes this a repeater throughout the day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjRPBrmu1WQ

Trick or Treat Thursday

Pumpkin Spice Latte's (PSLs): Trick or Treat?

A bumper stick for most stay-at-home moms.

Excited patron at SB noticing the PSL is back. We don't know her, but we're guessing she's a treat.

FACT SHEET:
- Starbuck's best pick-up line: "When it's time to fall back into fall, sweet and spicy pumpkin is sure to please".
- 380 calories for a grande. That's a little grand. Eh?
- The current world record for biggest pumpkin ever is a massive 1,725 pounds. (Imagine this fact being said in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. Not sure why. Just do it.)
- No actual pumpkins are harmed in the making of this drink.

RULING: Trick

A: Since the beginning of time, I've never been a die-hard Starbucks enthusiast. I know...most people gasp at the thought of that sentence. I think my hold up is between the beverages that cost as much as a meal, the secret language you're required to know the instant you walk in the place (no whip, double foam, one pump syrup, two shots in the head.....please and thanks), and the SB addicts who idolize the mermaid on the cup like she's freaking Princess Ariel. The only thing that tickles my Tuesday about this place is the paraphernalia they sell. Who'd pass up the opportunity to buy a clear insulated tumbler that actually looks like the plastic cups they give you in the store?  The marketing is groundbreaking. I must admit....I've never actually tried a PSL, but I still rule this liquid nightmare as a trick because of one reason: FACEBOOK. Fall rolls around, and it's suddenly every girls' cue to post a mobile upload of the SB cup as if they have accomplished something great for the day. Here's the deal: ya haven't. I know it's fall, I know we're all excited, and I know you'd like to jump into a sweater and curl up by the fire. But please, does the world need to know that the highlight of your day was created by a green-aproned guy named Rufus? No. The answer is always no.

MK: Pumpkin Spice Lattes:  Known to the Starads (Starbucks addicts) as PSL's, are quite tricky.  I've been known to indulge myself in these little lattes, but over the years, they'e become a staple in the mornings of many pseudo-hipsters, mainly of the female gender.  Before I go into further explanation of this trickiness, let me just reiterate the fact that I, too, join the ranks of many and get a PSL....once in a while.  The main trick here is the constant Facebook comments and mobile uploads of said folks with their PSL's.  We get it.  It's fall.  Weather is getting cooler, leaves are changing color. There's no need to fill up a newsfeed with your posts or comments about your latest and greatest coffee treat. Trick's on you for spending $6 on a coffee. 

What We're Listening To Wednesday

Balls and Bumble Tatts is pleased to announce the celebration of.......

INTERNATIONAL KE$HA DAY!!!!!!!

 That's right. A day to celebrate all the glory that is the girl with the dolla (holla!) sign. People around the world are celebrating this joyous day, so we'd thought we'd join in. Obviduh. Just take a look: 

China

Australia

Italy

Spain

Don't stop. Make it Pop. DJ turn our speakers up. Here is what we've been listening to in honor of the fierce fashionista:

A: Grow a Pear - Ke$ha
At first glance, what would you think this song is about? Fruit? Growing? Well get this...it's none of the above. Let's just say that I haven't seen a pun for a song this good since K. Perry's classic, "I want to see your peacock." Oh the wittiness! While she has other innovative song titles (i.e. C U Next Tuesday), this song really deals with the day-to-day strife of a girl who's just trying to deal with a guy who's body parts resemble that of a woman.....pa-lea$e believe that harsher language is used in the actual song. This one hasn't quite hit the top ten charts yet, but don't let that stop you from giving it a listen. Not only will it motivate you to think negative thoughts about whatever suitable gentleman you're with at the time, it will also really make you question why our girl Ke$ has not received a grammy as of yet. "To be perfectly honest, I'm just not hooked on your phoenix"? I mean, only a genius writes lyrics like that. I hope the world gets to enjoy this number over the airwaves soon.  And by airwaves, I mean in a small, concealed closet area with the volume on low so parents of any kind are sure to not hear it. Party. Karamu. Ke$ha. Foreva.

MK: Your Love is My Drug - Ke$ha
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL KE$HA DAY!!!!  To honor this magnificent day, we have decided to spotlight our favorite Ke$ha songs.  Personally, mine is "Your Love is My Drug".  She's pretty upbeat talking about who she is in L-O-V-E with and how she's addicted - it's a crisis!  I always wonder what this dude's reaction is, and I hope he said yes to the slumber party in her basemet.  I just want to know how many glitter drums she owns and if she practiced with them when said crush had slumbered in her basement.

........Happy International Ke$ha Day to all and to all a goodnight.

Mullet and Mustache Monday

Welcome followers and welcome cold season! Martha has come down with a bit of a sickness today, so we've replaced our normal 'Martha's corner' with 'Mullet and Mustache Monday'. Mullet and Mustache Monday is like a free quarter pounder with cheese monopoly piece at McDonald's....a rare find, but oh-so-tasty!

Ready. Set. Stache.

This mullet either went solo to the prom or let his frat bro's cut his hair prior to the big composite picture. Accompanied with the red bowtie, this guy is all flash and no trash.

This Indian Princess is channeling her business-side and thinking about how great it is that her hair does not require an extensive amount of time to prepare in the morning. With that extra time, she can get to school extra early.

This guy is so mysterious, I feel like I'm reading a goose bumps novel. Can I see his eyes or can't I? Does his yellow jacket match the couch or doesn't it? Is his stache real or drawn on with permie marker?

I look at this and think of Jimmy Buffet's song, then wonder if that song was this man's inspiration for his pencil thin mustache. He looks like a Parrott Head. 

Feline Friday

Hip hip hooray - it's Feline Friday!  It's officially the most spook-tacular month of the year, so in honor of all things that give goosebumps, go bump in the night, or maybe just put some hair on your chest, we've found some of our favorite scaredy cats. 

I can only imagine what was captured.  Perhaps a reaction to Willow Smith performing her new single?  Most likely it was the result of a mouse trap gone wrong....and now someone is without dinner.



Has woken up full of fear, for he just realized he's been out on a night with Frank & Louie and isn't sure what happened. while they frolicked.  Paws up, scaredy cat.





Alas, this cat is not afraid, but he is so large that he could protect any scaredy cat.  In fact, this little meow, Ricky Bobby, is single and ready to mingle.  Ladies?  Contact us if you'd like an intro with this fearless feline.

True or False Thursday

Hold up - "Where's the trick or treat?" you ask. We know this rash change in topic is undoubtedly causing mass hysteria in the world of the interwebs. But these True and False questions are just too good to pass up. Consider this a quiz as to how well you know your favorite blog princesses - your blincesses - and see which ones questions you get right. A correct answer warrents a pat on the black. An incorrect answer warrents a slap in the face. Enter this questionnaire....if you dare. You might find out that True or False Thursday is, indeed, a treat which is not a trick.

T or F: MK had "don't cha" as her ringtone in college.
Answer: T - Don't Cha know it....this song has been a hit since day one and will remain a hit even though Nicole Scherzinger has left the PCD's to pursue an even worse career as a judge on  The X Factor and The Sing Off. Here's the story - One day, MK let for class, forgot her phone, and also forgot to turn off her alarm (b/c the ringtone was her alarm too, naturally) and her other 3 roommates who did not want to get out of beds listened to the ringtone/alarm go off for 50 minutes. straight. no chaser.

"don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me.  don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.  don't cha"

 

on repeat. 

just those lines.

 

 

T or F: A has been known to hide in bushes and creep out drunk people. She's also been know to call people and just tell them she's in a bush outside of their house. 

Answer: T - Now, this sounds weird. But A assures you that it's not. Most people walk by a bush, look at it, and accept it for what it is - a green collection of leaves that take up nature's space for no reason. However, A looks at a bush and sees opportunity. If someone called you, told you they were in a bush, and needed you to bring 12 chicken nuggets, 2 bottles of well tequila, and a bag of puff Cheetos, would you not rush out your front door to provide the necessary items? Better yet - if you were intoxicated and walking alone down a street, and heard a bush questioning you about the your actions that night, would you not reflect on your actions and changes your ways? The lesson here is one that we can all learn: If the bush asks, you answer. Life is just too short not to. 

 

This picture popped up when we googled True or False. Not sure why.

Martha's Corner

Dear Martha, you are always wise and I know I can come to you with any problem and you are sure to offer me motherly advice. I've come into a little bit of a "workplace debacle"...and before you jump to conclusions this is not a case of mistaken identity that plagues Melanie Griffith in Working Girl. Although I do love that movie. Let the river run, sister. Here is my predicament. I have a friend at work, let's call her "Mia". "Mia" and I (Elizabuff...Buffy for short) both have a crush on the same, older man that we work with...we will call him Tobias, Toby for short. Today, he sent me, Buffy, a flirty email about the disaster that was the Husker football game on Saturday. It was sexual and playful at the same time. Did I feel a stirring in my undercarriage? Perhaps. I told Mia about it...and instead of being happy for me, for the hope of a future with this dapper Brad Pitt look-a-like, she disparaged me (obviously she is not a sister) and threatened to expose to our cyber-relationship. I'm at a loss martha...this could be the one...the one that will take me down to the brass rail bar. Sits me next to a phi delt and an agr. And the girls behind the shutters will turn green that night when he walks me home and holds me tight. Help me martha...help help me martha.

Signed, melancholy mel(anie griffith)


 A: Dear Melancholy Mel - It sounds like this problem is really one for the books. Not only are you dealing with the pain of a heartbreaking football loss, but now you can't even partake in a flirtatious email due to this treacherous friend of yours, Mia. Being that the last Martha's corner involved a problem with a dog, I'd like to revert back to a tactic that I once learned in my own dog's training class a while back. It sounds like Toby needs to make a decision and Mia needs to know once and for all that Toby has chosen you as his lady of the night. In order to do this, you need to find a setting where you can stand on one side of the room and Mia can stand on the other. From there, place Toby in the middle and both of you can give your best attempt at what is sometimes referred to as a 'cat call'. Now, you only really get one opportunity to get him to "buy tickets to what you're sellin'" if you know what I mean. So don't keep it classy, stay trashy. Once you have given it your all, let Toby decide which way he's going to go. Much like dogs, men will gravitate towards what appeals to them most, and you my friend are a steak dinner with a chew toy on top. Once Mia realizes the choice he has made, she'll have no option but to be happy and move on. Either that or she'll quit. A win-win I'd say. After all, we are radars of the night, who'd rather (do something) then fight. Don't fight Mel, do something. Do stuff, Elizabuff.

MK: What a debacle. To begin with, sorry for your loss to Bucky and his Badgers. How riskay of Toby to be sending you flirty emails! You might've felt a stirring in your undercarriage which is okay, especially with a Brad Pitt look-a-like. Those look-a-likes tend to garner a significant amount of attention and jealousy from others who are not receiving the attentin from them. You are absolutely correct in the fact that Mia is not a sister, since she's too busy disparaging you. I'd recommend to remove her from your list of friends. I'm a firm believer that honesty is the best policy, so I think a fireside chat with Mia and your explanation of how you think Toby is the one, especially the one to take you down the big brass rail, which is such a big committment! Combine that with a love for college football, and you two are on your way to pure bliss.

Feline Friday

Ahoy, all you cat lovers of world. It's Friday and therefore time to take a step back and reflect on the feline's that have impacted your week thus far. This week, there has been breaking news of a cat with two faces named 'Frank and Louie'. Recently Frank and Louie turned 12, putting them in the Guinness book of world records as the oldest surviving Janus cat. A and MK caught an exclusive invite to the Frank and Louie birthday party, where they got a chance to catch up with the matured mini-moster.

**** disclaimer - Frank is the only one that can speak out of the side of his mouth. Louie is unable to do so. However, please note that Louie's sentiment is conveyed in Frank's responses. 

A and MK: F and L, hey guys! So glad we snagged the invite to this raging party. Your attire is fantastic. It puts the KIT in KittyKouture. First thing is first, since you have three eyes, do you ever go cross-eyed while looking at each other in the mirror?
F: You know, you'd think so, right? This is untrue though. Louie and I have grown up with a lot of disabilities, but looking in the mirror without going cross-eyed is not one of them. I guess you could say it's one of the SuperCat qualities we posses. Eat your hearts out, cat women.

A and MK: So you're in the Guinness Book of World Records now. Such an accomplish! To celebrate, how many cans of Guinness did you consume?
F: Oh man, we really got after it that night. One minute I was accepting my world record trophy, the next thing I know I woke up in my lawn, paws up, with Louie laying next to me. It was an epic party fail. Let's just say that Louie and myself may have missed the litter box that night.........

A and MK: Party on! Ok, last question. A couple of weeks ago we interviewed Willow, the missing cat who returned after 5 years. Willow purrrrrrrsued a music career and we hear you are now doing the same. As a tribute to being walked around on a leash your entire lives, you've named your album "Unleashed: the F and L acoustic album". Tell us more about this.
F: It's a compilation of our favorite tunes, many of which are found on "What  We're Listening to Wednesday" section  on your blog because truth be told, we are avid readers. Some of the highlights include covers of the Pussycat Dolls, Pet Shop Boys, Cat Stevens, Hanson, and of course, we close with a rousing rendition of a song from CATS!
A and MK: To put it in your words - we can't wait to get our paws on it! AND as a special offer to all of our readers, please enjoy 15% off when ordering "Unleashed: the F and L acoustic album" by entering the code BALLSBUMBLECATS at checkout.
Happy Friday!

Trick or Treat Thursday

Hot Dog Toasters: Trick or Treat?

This is not an example. But this is cool.

FACT SHEET:
- Hot dog toasters were invented when Sir HD Toastie II needed an easier way to heat his afternoon snack.
- MK just found out hot dog toasters existed about 39 minutes ago. Mind=blown.
- These toasters come in a variety of colors, sizes, and models. No assembly is typically required.
- Downloading images of these toasters froze A's computer. Not once, but twice.

RULING: ummm hello......Treat. an unbelievable treat.

A: Since the beginning of time, hot dogs and myself have gotten along like BSB and NKOTB. In my younger years, I never had to worry about adequate hot dog preparation as my mom handled much of the heavy cooking in our household. Now that I've entered the real world, however, the task of heating my own dog has become somewhat daunting. That is, until now. Instead of having to heat up the grill or determining  microwave time, I just set it....and FORGET it! (ok I think that was for a different infomercial, but when else can you use that phrase and get away with it?) The best part is that once I get my hands on one of these babies, I'm going to be fully equipped to host any hot dog eating contest right on the spot. I can't tell you the amount of times I've been asked for an impromptu HD contest, only to feel embarrassed that I'm not able to oblige my prospective competitor(s).  I'd say this is a treat of epic proportion. Ready. Set. Toast!

MK: When A and I were chatting about what our Trick or Treat Thursday could be, she sent me a link to the most incredible thing ever:  A HOT DOG TOASTER!  As of approximately 4:00pm EST on Thursday, September 29, 2011, I had zero idea that these genius creations even existed!  With this, you can make TWO hot dogs at a time (because who really only wants one) and it toasts your hot dog buns too (which can be a pain to do, unless you're willing to commit to it).  I think that this would be a great addition to my work desk since a hot dog would often be perfect while creating intricate spreadsheets.  Who am I kidding?  It is always the perfect time for a hot dog.  Truth be told, this little gadget is currently in my Amazon cart, anxiously waiting for me to click to purchase!

****ALSO- A and MK would like to extend their sincerest congrats to the newest winner of an iPad 2, the lovely Ms. KO (seen in snuggie below). We are so proud of all you've done and find your dedication breathtaking. Way to "Daddy UP"!

A snuggie AND an iPad 2 owner!

What We're Listening To Wednesday

WELCOME BACK!

Dear Devoted Followers,
We are terribly sorry that we have so selfishly dropped the ball with our blog posts for Monday and Tuesday. Our schedules have been so full with spreadsheet creation and unnecessary project management  that we couldn't get away to make an update. However, today is the day that we put a stop to this non-sense.

As an official apology, we give you this extra Wednesday wet-your-whistler. No explanation needed.
Ma$e- Welcome Back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiDctS2QdpE


A: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Ghetto Cowboy
I must admit, this song was mentioned yesterday by MK and instantly brought a smile to my face. Mainly because there was a period of my life, between 6th and 7th grade, when I knew the entire rap. It's taken about 3 listens to "hop back on the saddle", but I'm now confident that I can add this to the list of songs I could use in any rap battle. In doing a little background research, I discovered that one amazon.com user rated this song (on a scale of 1-10) an 11 for being "unearthly pleasurable". I - for one - second that emotion. Since the song's release in 1998,  I haven't found a song that's made me want to grab a pistol and strap on a pair of boots quite like this song - even Will Smith's "Wild, Wild, West" doesn't hold a candle. My one complaint? You can't download this treasure on itunes. Whoever it is over there at Apple that made the call to not include this on the top sellers list is simply a rootin-tootin-shootin-damn-fool. Just try it. Take a listen and prepare to be delighted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIDZnifqkX8

MK: Natasha Bedingfield - Touch

Not sure if I actually really like this song, I think it's just more of the story of how it appeared on my iPod.  After a day of an all-day-drink-a-thon at Chicago's Food & Wine fest, then proceeded to meet some friends at the tail end of a Badger Trolley Crawl.  After being rejected from going up the Double Deuces escalator in Wrigleyville for wearing gym shoes and rainboots, we shimmied over to Red Ivy, the self-proclaimed trendiest bar in Wrigleyville.  Music videos were being played along with the tunes they went along with, which I tend to get distracted by quite easily, and this little gem of a Natasha B song came along, which I had never heard of.  A few days later, I receive an iTunes receipt and it happens to be for the Natasha Bedingfield song, entitled Touch.  I listen to it and suddenly, memories flow back to the self-proclaimed trendiest bar in Wrigleyville.  All I know is that if Natasha B had a party, I'd definitely need to an invite.  She provides bags full of alcohol and chocolate chip cookies. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOa4axPVHEc&ob=av2e

Feline Friday

Today seems like the kind of day that cannot be constricted with just one cat-theme. Therefore, A and MK have searched the interwebs to find just the right collection of wrong. We present to you:

A Cornucopia of Cats!

Rawrmeow.

Aladdin and Abu. No carpet ride needed to make this magic.

Snap, Crackle, POP! A treat with four feet.

Jake: Son, Friend, Cat Whisperer.

Cleavage cat is ALL that...and a roll of yarn.

Trick or Treat Thursday

Old man con binocular flask: Trick or Treat?

Baileys in the morning, Baileys in the evening, Baileys at supper time. When Bailey's is in a binco flask, you can drink Baileys any time

FACT SHEET:
- This ain't this man's first rodeo.
- This man likes to tailgate next to white trucks.
- This man has a name tag on. It appears he attended something of importance prior to flask preparation.

RULING: Tricky TREAT

A: When a good friend of mine, who shall be called B. Popken for the purposes of this story, gave me a smaller version of this binocular flask for a gift I wondered if any other present could top it. I also wondered if anyone could look as BA (yes, there's a swear in that abbrev.) as myself while putting this litte treasure to use. Well kids - Santa came to town early this year and he comes baring Baileys, an even larger binocular flask, and red jump suits for all. All this time, I've been growing up under the assumption that the more you age, the more mature your actions become. This picture not only defies that rule - it down right breaks it. I mentioned my future husband in yesterday's post and I'm going to be bold and mention him again today......I hope it's this guy. Just Sayin.

MK: I'm not sure what is better about this picture:  the old man, or the binocular flask. Contrary to the view that my college roommates had and telling me that I could not have a job working with elderly or children, I have a soft spot in my heart for elderly who tailgate and get down with the college folk.  This man is obviously somewhat of a jokester/prankstar/all around rockstar, and I love him for that!  I had never seen these Flask Bincos until A forwarded it to me.   He can use them any time he wants - football games, bird watching, spying on your neighbors, the possibilities are endless.  I love his enthusiasm for tailgating, as it is a favorite past time of mine, and his perserverance to stay hydrated with alcoholic beverages when it is not really allowed.  Round of applause for this gent and his fun toy!  I hope Santa brings me one in my stocking.....

What We're Listening To Wednesday

A: Color Me Bad - All for Love

There are a lot of times when I forget about a song, hear it playing as background music in a Target after several years, and convince myself that somehow there is a reason it has found its way back into my life. That's exactly how I feel about this song. When you hit shuffle on an ipod song list of approximately 3,458 songs, and this is the first one to come up, you know that fate has brought you together. Therefore, this must be my Wednesday jiz-am. Plus, I dream of the day my future husband will serenade me (smooth, awkwardly-deep voice included) with lyrics like these:

Yo-Come here, sweetheart
I want you to know something all right
See everyday in my life without you
would be like a hundred years
The distance between us
An ocean of tears
See all the things I do for you
Are for love-- dig it

Oh, I do dig it. I do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrkNK6XDGF0

MK: Katrina and the Waves - Walking on Sunshine

 

This little gem is the ultimate happy song.  To quote my pal, who I will call Squirrely, it's such a great song to put some pep in yo' step.  It can turn any rainy day into one filled with sunshine and happiness.  You can't be sad when listening to it!  Even Gonzo, Clifford, and Rizzo the Rat covered this song in their Muppet Beach Party album and was recently featured in Glee with a mash-up of Beyonce's, Halo.  However, I remember is most fondly from the 1989 classic, Look Who's Talking.  Originally debuting with a re-recording in 1985 (damn good year), it has been a staple on mixed tapes, playlists, cd's, youtube streams, iPods, and oddly enough, advertisements.  Fun fact:  the song continues to generate royalties for the band, raking in an average of $1 million/year, up to 2010.  Even though it didn't top the charts in either the U.K. or the U.S., it remains a classic in all of our hearts.  

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U&ob=av2e

 

 

Tickle Me Tuesday

A and MK: What are we being tickled by today? Toupees, of course. We have deemed today, September 20, 2011, officially as 'Toupee Tuesday' and no toupee shall be overlooked in our search to find the best ones. Join us in our journey? In doing a little research, here's what we've discovered about google-image searching toupees.

You've got your babies:

You've got your dogs:

You've got your baby dogs:

...And there you pretty much have it. Touche, Toupee.

Martha's Corner

Dear Martha,

 

First I just wanted to tell you what an honor it is to be writing to you. I always feel like you are watching me, even when i was in college... though i'm sure you would have disapproved of the choices i made. You'll always be my mama 'crowe. Here is my problem. I live with my two best friends, Cody and Princess Lady. It's an interesting situation because they are actually engaged. I set them up if you must know. Just call me matchmaker, I'll answer. But ever since Cody proposed to Princess Lady, I feel like their relationship has strained. It all began when Princess Lady created a knot page for herself. She started getting mail from venues and bridal boutiques addressed to her and I think that really started to freak Cody out. It all became very real. What should I do? They are my best friends...we were like Threes Company for a while. It was great...I mean i know it will be hard finding a dress and tux for my four legged friends...but isn't it true what they say, "Every rose has its thorns?"

 

Signed,

Always Classy Always in Style

Cody at Christmas

Princess Lady with her headset 

Cody and his ex-girlfriend aka "the other woman"

 A - Dear ACAIS: Thanks for stopping by Martha's corner. We're glad you're here and always have time to lend an ear for a friend in need. First off, cheers to you for living with an engaged couple for so long. I would think that after a while, it'd be hard to keep up with the daily smooches and constant paw rubs. I think we really need to delve into Cody's love for Princess Lady. Do you think he purposed because he was deeply in love with her or do you think he proposed because she was the only other creature with a permanent fur coat living at your parents house? The easiest solution I can provide for you is one word: VEGAS. Tell C and PL that you're planning a romantic weekend for the three of you and throw your inhibitions to the wind. Get the two lovers liquored up and head to the chapel for a wedding they'll be sure to never remember. If that doesn't work, just take Princess Lady to Vegas and snap a couple of provocative pics of her with other males - humans even. Once those puppies (not PL's children) are posted and tagged on facebook, Cody will be sure to run back. It's a dog-marry-dog world out there.....so stay safe.

MK - Dearest Always Classy, Always in Style:

It is such a treat to hear from you.  I am watching you.  I'm always making sure you are not disparaging anyone and am happy to report, you are a model citizen.  You are in a bit of a petite pickle with your roommates, Cody and Princess Lady, and since you set up these two lovedogs, you're invested somewhat in their relationship. 

 

How devastating for Princess Lady to feel slighted and like that creature of her dreams is suddenly getting cold paws about their upcoming nuptuals.  In typical Three's Company fashion, you as the matchmaker extraordinar, must simply make them come together and realize their true feelings for each other - the ones that solidified the relationship from the beginning.  This might be somewhat of a daunting task, but Mama Crowe has some serious faith in you.  I am sure that with your guidance and mad skillz for seeing the potential for real love, you can help Princess Lady and Cody come to their senses and realize that this an important commitment to each other and that they're doing it for true, pure, love.  And alas, every rose does have it's thorn, Brett Michels would agree, but if he can work it out with his babies' momma after X amount of years, then Princess Lady and Cody are surely on their way to living out their lives in pure puppy happiness.