T or F: MK had "don't cha" as her ringtone in college.
Answer: T - Don't Cha know it....this song has been a hit since day one and will remain a hit even though Nicole Scherzinger has left the PCD's to pursue an even worse career as a judge on The X Factor and The Sing Off. Here's the story - One day, MK let for class, forgot her phone, and also forgot to turn off her alarm (b/c the ringtone was her alarm too, naturally) and her other 3 roommates who did not want to get out of beds listened to the ringtone/alarm go off for 50 minutes. straight. no chaser.
"don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me. don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me. don't cha"
on repeat.
just those lines.
T or F: A has been known to hide in bushes and creep out drunk people. She's also been know to call people and just tell them she's in a bush outside of their house.
Answer: T - Now, this sounds weird. But A assures you that it's not. Most people walk by a bush, look at it, and accept it for what it is - a green collection of leaves that take up nature's space for no reason. However, A looks at a bush and sees opportunity. If someone called you, told you they were in a bush, and needed you to bring 12 chicken nuggets, 2 bottles of well tequila, and a bag of puff Cheetos, would you not rush out your front door to provide the necessary items? Better yet - if you were intoxicated and walking alone down a street, and heard a bush questioning you about the your actions that night, would you not reflect on your actions and changes your ways? The lesson here is one that we can all learn: If the bush asks, you answer. Life is just too short not to.
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